Canoeing The Continent Proverbs.

- The traveller always makes more friends when he carries his paddle.

- He at the back smells the farts of he at the front.

- Sandals on, the way will be smooth. Sandals off, the way will be rocky.

- The greater your effort to master the French language, the more likely the person is English.

- The greater the crowd the more likely the fail.

- He who has a girlfriend has a massive phone bill.

- The current is always weaker on the other side of the river.

- The bigger the motorboat, the bigger the douchebag.

- Bridges always look close, but never get closer.

- He who writes the alternative blog is the only one who finds it funny.