Au Revoir Le Loire

There once were two boys in a boat.
They shouted to me and I quote,
"We've travelled so far
We've done the Loire
Just 3000 more miles I hope"

They'd been paddling the whole time upstream,
An incredible sight to be seen.
Rugged and tough,
Their tans were so buff,
Nice lads, if you know what I mean!

They set up their camp on the shore
Much faster than any before
Then straight to the town
Without turning round
But at the old river they swore.